tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49210160223817739752024-03-04T23:52:51.067-08:00Z Room ComicBey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-80411249389799475212009-02-02T07:19:00.000-08:002009-04-21T16:52:41.289-07:00New Year, new directionYeah, I know its late in the year for resolutions, but I don't want to be cliche. Besides, there not even resolutions--they're goals that I moved from last years list to this year's. Anyway, I really want to focus on my writing more, as my current job: post-production on the Food Detectives show, is all night based. And surprisingly, there aren't too many day-time comedy shows.Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-16244103656168207732008-02-25T07:15:00.000-08:002008-02-25T07:17:01.547-08:00Heath Ledger<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IqE-pIpwucw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IqE-pIpwucw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-70495114391133547422008-01-24T20:30:00.001-08:002008-03-20T19:27:24.561-07:00Hilarious Japanese Prank Show<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b3BRUav-JVM&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b3BRUav-JVM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-89505759048973846092008-01-24T20:30:00.000-08:002008-01-24T20:31:54.965-08:00Hilarious Japanese Prank Show<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b3BRUav-JVM&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b3BRUav-JVM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-65631934042932458202008-01-22T18:09:00.000-08:002008-01-21T18:41:14.755-08:00Monkey BrainsAccording to <a href="mailto:kirconley@cmp.com" rel="self">K.C. Jones</a>, in January 16th's <em><a href="http://www.informationweek.com/internet/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=205801020" rel="self">Information Week</a></em>. Scientist at <a href="http://www.duke.edu/" rel="self">Duke University</a> were able to use the thought patterns of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhesus_Macaque" rel="self">Rhesus monkeys</a>, to operate robotic legs all the way in Japan. The Rhesus monkeys were placed on a treadmill with electrodes planted into their little monkey brains. The information gathered was then piped to Japan, where a computer interpreted the information for the robot legs. <br /><br />So let me get this straight, we'd rather spend the time and money to train a damn monkey to walk on the treadmill, then walk on the treadmill ourselves.? God, I love America.<br />Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-76834861426255159842008-01-20T19:31:00.000-08:002008-01-20T19:42:28.249-08:00Jefferson Davis Highway<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gSI4eU4hu-Q"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gSI4eU4hu-Q" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed> </object><br /><br />It always seems a little crazy to me, some of the things that are "normal" in Virginia. Have you ever been to Richmond? They have an entire street called monument avenue dedicated (mostly) to old civil war generals and such. They do have an <a href="http://xroads.virginia.edu/%7EUG97/monument/ashe.html">Arthur Ashe </a>statue, but that was a huge controversy. I know, I know the Civil War wasn't about slavery, or so they say. It was about states' rights. But a states right to own niggers? It seems to me, if you are going to erect statues of these people, they should be maintained with private money rather than tax dollars.Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-73025720368015561602008-01-17T20:42:00.000-08:002008-01-17T20:47:27.050-08:00Hold that Tiger<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yc2F0GytcwQ&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yc2F0GytcwQ&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-65923860357924957592008-01-16T05:19:00.000-08:002008-01-16T05:34:42.646-08:00I Hate Roman NumeralsI hate Roman Numerals, they always show up in things when it is least convenient: film credits and super-bowls (what number Super Bowl are we on again?). I wrote a joke about it, and it goes a little something like this:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9d1qz9UxlPQ&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9d1qz9UxlPQ&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-25200167577888584862008-01-13T19:08:00.000-08:002008-01-16T05:34:41.943-08:00Drew Peterson<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JwI5YZYMVI0&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JwI5YZYMVI0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-29463749059871949802008-01-12T15:04:00.001-08:002008-01-12T15:04:39.306-08:00Your Cat Wants a Full Suit of Armor (PICS)Why humans invented armour... so they could dress their cats. Suit up cats with tournament gear and get em ready for battle. <br/><br/><a href='http://jeffdeboer.com/Galleries/CatsandMice/tabid/77/moduleid/433/viewkey/photo/photoid/120/Default.aspx'>read more</a> | <a href='http://digg.com/pets_animals/Your_Cat_Wants_a_Full_Suit_of_Armor_PICS'>digg story</a>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-27849189427399721002007-12-22T12:43:00.001-08:002007-12-22T12:43:29.779-08:00Gentleman's Club<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4FqDxtmZu8I"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4FqDxtmZu8I" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed> </object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-71521411772885010312007-12-19T05:04:00.000-08:002007-12-19T05:07:33.183-08:00My Day Job<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HsSh4heQfV4"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HsSh4heQfV4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object><br /><br />I actually wrote this about my previous job, my current day job has very little data processing in it. This is my first green-screen project since the Bee thing. Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-60213657465453335552007-12-17T04:52:00.000-08:002007-12-17T04:59:19.983-08:00Green House GasYou know, one of the funniest topics a comic can write about is the environment. It's an age old tradition. The Stooges rift on coal emissions set the stage. The Marx Brothers on lead poisons in the garment industry, what a hoot that was. And who could forget Dick Cavet's hilarious rift on CFCs. Well, it may be cliche--but dammit, here is my environment Joke on SUVs.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YjyOtrEPJ7A&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YjyOtrEPJ7A&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-54749918662136306952007-12-14T07:25:00.000-08:002007-12-14T07:38:01.746-08:00Knock-Offs<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UyDXg2-9zTg&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UyDXg2-9zTg&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><a href="http://technorati.com/faves?sub=addfavbtn&add=http://evilcomicgenius.blogspot.com"><img src="http://static.technorati.com/pix/fave/btn-fave2.png" alt="Add to Technorati Favorites" /></a>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-78739178747109491532007-12-11T20:42:00.002-08:002007-12-14T07:43:02.619-08:00Redskins<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AvW02b-KH44&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AvW02b-KH44&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-65692581172323681472007-12-10T06:06:00.000-08:002007-12-10T06:14:39.911-08:00Female Suicide Bombers<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ui3cpLS-Rk"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ui3cpLS-Rk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-89749226998894913472007-12-05T05:58:00.000-08:002007-12-30T20:42:45.440-08:00Devil Beating his Wife<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7KKFQmfdK18&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7KKFQmfdK18&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><SCRIPT LANGUAGE="javascript">blog_tags('post', 'permalink.html', 'Title')</SCRIPT>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-90872562493148528772007-12-03T04:37:00.000-08:002007-12-03T05:03:27.088-08:00Wife-Beater<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y3lo-L4gW7k&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y3lo-L4gW7k&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-44809099816608232972007-11-30T05:26:00.000-08:002007-11-30T05:30:56.004-08:00Black RepublicansAnother oldie, but goodie. Black republicans. Yes, I was telling this joke before the song came out, good song--but the jokes not bad either.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uTF7IHDKOMk&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uTF7IHDKOMk&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-68339134168865387602007-11-28T05:38:00.000-08:002007-11-28T20:05:39.897-08:00Male Praying Mantis<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L2udQZH_SNc&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L2udQZH_SNc&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Who doesn't like jokes about sexual insects? You know I do. Anyway, I've noticed I have quite a paunch, someone should have told me. Okay, somebody did tell me, but yelling it from a passing car isn't the same as loving encouragement.Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-7013664521431260392007-11-25T20:43:00.000-08:002007-11-28T20:51:19.737-08:00JapanI know I should be just posting the new stuff, but here is something I don't perform anymore about my life in Japan. Enjoy!!<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y82As6WQZkw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y82As6WQZkw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><SCRIPT LANGUAGE="javascript">blog_tags('post', 'http://evilcomicgenius.com/page15/page15.php?id=701366452143126039', 'Crime In Japan')</SCRIPT><a href="http://technorati.com/faves?sub=addfavbtn&add=http://evilcomicgenius.blogspot.com"><img src="http://static.technorati.com/pix/fave/btn-fave2.png" alt="Add to Technorati Favorites" /></a>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-57477452442071776252007-11-24T11:30:00.001-08:002007-11-24T11:31:49.167-08:00Shark Joke<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EdBrVVwUYyA"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EdBrVVwUYyA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />I've only ever told this joke once. It's quirky, but its hard to set up. Maybe I'll try a little more energy on the act-out.Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-84118297162064362052007-11-23T06:46:00.000-08:002007-11-28T20:51:18.096-08:00Italian Wife<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gdKOivdayZQ&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gdKOivdayZQ&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><SCRIPT LANGUAGE="javascript">blog_tags('post', 'http://evilcomicgenius.com/page15/page15.php?id=8411829716206436205.html', 'Italian Wife')</SCRIPT>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-57996153417287530882007-11-22T08:24:00.000-08:002007-11-28T20:31:51.675-08:00Happy ThanksgivingHappy thanksgiving everyone,<br /><br />I saw it all over the internet yesterday (<a href="http://www.abcnews.go.com/Politics/LawPolitics/story?id=3891927&page=1" rel="self">abc news,</a>) that the president has pardoned his two thanksgiving turkeys. And that they will live out their lives in a petting zoo, in Florida. Is anybody falling for this. I mean, it's not just Bush its a cute presidential tradition that goes all the way back to Teddy Roosevelt. But really, he pardoned two turkeys, but he had three or four.<br /><br />Check the presidents <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/11/20071121-2.html" rel="self">menu</a>, he's not eating tofurkey, he's not having beets & Lentil soup, he's having TURKEY. <br /><br />The sad thing is you know as he was pardoning those two turkeys <em>Giblets & Gravy, </em> Frank & Tom where in the kitchen--straining to hear their names. <br /><br />Poor little guys.<br /><br /><SCRIPT LANGUAGE="javascript">blog_tags('post', 'http://evilcomicgenius.com/page15/page15.php?id=5799615341728753088.htm', 'Happy Thanksgiving')</SCRIPT><a href="http://technorati.com/faves?sub=addfavbtn&add=http://evilcomicgenius.blogspot.com"><img src="http://static.technorati.com/pix/fave/btn-fave2.png" alt="Add to Technorati Favorites" /></a>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4921016022381773975.post-21345265967042917702007-11-21T04:22:00.000-08:002007-11-28T20:51:17.331-08:00Pre-Holiday <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ePPXdx0lyVw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ePPXdx0lyVw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><SCRIPT LANGUAGE="javascript">blog_tags('post', 'http://evilcomicgenius.com/page15/page15.php?id=2134526596704291770', 'Metro')</SCRIPT><a href="http://technorati.com/faves?sub=addfavbtn&add=http://evilcomicgenius.blogspot.com"><img src="http://static.technorati.com/pix/fave/btn-fave2.png" alt="Add to Technorati Favorites" /></a>Bey Wesleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01467831663075517949noreply@blogger.com0