Black Republicans

Another oldie, but goodie. Black republicans. Yes, I was telling this joke before the song came out, good song--but the jokes not bad either.

Male Praying Mantis

Who doesn't like jokes about sexual insects? You know I do. Anyway, I've noticed I have quite a paunch, someone should have told me. Okay, somebody did tell me, but yelling it from a passing car isn't the same as loving encouragement.

Japan

I know I should be just posting the new stuff, but here is something I don't perform anymore about my life in Japan. Enjoy!!

Shark Joke

I've only ever told this joke once. It's quirky, but its hard to set up. Maybe I'll try a little more energy on the act-out.

Italian Wife

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy thanksgiving everyone,

I saw it all over the internet yesterday (abc news,) that the president has pardoned his two thanksgiving turkeys. And that they will live out their lives in a petting zoo, in Florida. Is anybody falling for this. I mean, it's not just Bush its a cute presidential tradition that goes all the way back to Teddy Roosevelt. But really, he pardoned two turkeys, but he had three or four.

Check the presidents menu, he's not eating tofurkey, he's not having beets & Lentil soup, he's having TURKEY.

The sad thing is you know as he was pardoning those two turkeys Giblets & Gravy, Frank & Tom where in the kitchen--straining to hear their names.

Poor little guys.

Pre-Holiday

Monday Morning Fat Joke