I Hate Roman Numerals

I hate Roman Numerals, they always show up in things when it is least convenient: film credits and super-bowls (what number Super Bowl are we on again?). I wrote a joke about it, and it goes a little something like this:

Drew Peterson

Your Cat Wants a Full Suit of Armor (PICS)

Why humans invented armour... so they could dress their cats. Suit up cats with tournament gear and get em ready for battle.

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Gentleman's Club

My Day Job

I actually wrote this about my previous job, my current day job has very little data processing in it. This is my first green-screen project since the Bee thing.

Green House Gas

You know, one of the funniest topics a comic can write about is the environment. It's an age old tradition. The Stooges rift on coal emissions set the stage. The Marx Brothers on lead poisons in the garment industry, what a hoot that was. And who could forget Dick Cavet's hilarious rift on CFCs. Well, it may be cliche--but dammit, here is my environment Joke on SUVs.

Knock-Offs